Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my **** out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should've never done
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of **** and then stepped away

You know Moe, I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers 'til they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And you all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up

But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of **** then stepped away

I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've done something about my anger

But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She through a fit so I crashed that piece a **** nova

And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They're gonna ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of **** then stepped away

Well I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
And I'm waitin' on my ride on the outside
You know I've crashed that piece of **** then I stepped away

I stepped away
You know I've crashed that piece of **** and then I stepped away